WTF Wednesday: Horrifying Halloween Costumes

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY DARLINGS!!

Cherry von Dagger wishing a Happy Halloween

Hope you’re all dressed up in your scariest costumes, ready for a day of trick or treating and scaring the crap out of little kids and old ladies alike.

I’ve decided to post a few pics of Halloween costumes gone wrong and ones that ARE just wrong!

Like I mentioned before, some people just look like they’ve fallen into a tub of paint and called it a “Halloween Costume”… bitch please! Effort is key. Even if it’s just a little bit.

SO here is Cherry von Dagger’s Halloween DON’Ts:

Please, please PLEEEEEASE don’t dress like this tonight. For your sake and for others. For the sake of humanity and for the children. Just don’t.

Have a happy Halloween and I hope you all get fat and fabulous from all the candy and booze!

Love y’all!

♥Cherry♥

WTF Wednesday: Fairytales vs Reality

Hey my cherries and daggers!

So again, a terrible bloggers block has befallen me, but I thought I’d write something about fairytales once more. Basically I’m going to write about girls who seem to think that they have a Prince Charming waiting for them and for guys who tend to think that there’s some super hot supermodel Princess waiting for them.

With that picture right there I could end the blog, because that’s basically the point I’m trying to make.

Disney movies and Porn have made people so delusional about love and marriage and what to look for in a person, that some of us fussy people (ahem, not me, of course lol), tend to find fault in anything that moves unless they’re basically 100% perfect. Which means we’ll never be happy, because nobody and nothing is perfect.

Alright, I’ll make a bit of a confession here. I am probably the most full of shit person when it comes to dating. This here is my dating chart:

Anything less, then GTFO!!

But seriously? Who wants to date a nice, oil painting you can’t have a conversation with because he’s as dumb as a rock? Who wants to date a nerdy, nice guy who doesn’t take care of himself? And who wants to date a sexy, intelligent guy who can’t talk about anything but himself? See where I’m going with this?

Same with guys. I mean, I’m sure guys wouldn’t mind dating a hot girl if she couldn’t string a sentence together (lol), but are you really going to settle for a supermodel who’s amazing in bed but doesn’t know the recipe for making ice?

What about a girl who’s nice and clever, but looks more like an extra for Night of the Living Dead than someone you can be proud of to take home to your mother?

Or what about a girl who’s intelligent and sexy, but hell, all she wants to do is go out shopping and eat at expensive restaurants?

I. Rest. My. Case.

Well on that WTF Wednesday note, I’m outta here.

Have a fab Wednesday sweethearts!

♥Cherry♥

Tattoo Tuesday: BAD Tattoo Fails

Hey my darling cherries and daggers!

Imagine sitting in the chair at the tattoo parlour. You have the picture of your late and great grandma in your hand. You smile sweetly at the tattoo artist and he says he can do it. Turns out he can’t, but obviously you don’t know this until he’s done and you have a massive Michael Jackson-looking piece of artwork on your body.

Check out some of these HECTIC tattoo fails and either laugh or cry at the people who got them:

Drawn by a 5 year old with an ink gun – Here’s an idea, DON’T let your kids near one

Did you mean Nothing Lasts Forever? That tattoo sure is going to last forever buddy…

I have no words…

Your, You’re… I can’t stretch this enough

NO…. Just…no…

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth

That’s deep

Since when is Clint Eastwood red?

*facepalm*

Hmm I’ll try… O.o

So here’s a little motto to live by:

THINK before you INK!

Have an awesome Tuesday

♥Cherry♥

WTF Wednesday: Tristan Barker – the Nicki Minaj Slammer

Hey my little devils!

So, I’m not going to say anything, I’m going to let the post do the talking for me…

http://www.facebook.com/nickiminaj/posts/466129123408743/

(Tried pasting it as a picture on here but you can barely make out what it says, so just click on the link)

If you can’t open the link, this is what Mr T Barker has written on Nicki Minaj’s facebook fanpage wall:

Hello Ms. Nicki Minaj.
This post may or may not reach you, but it’s the best I can do. I don’t care that you disrespected anyone’s religion in your song. I don’t come to you respectfully, as I don’t think you even deserve to be treated with basic sincerity. I just wanted to say that all of your music in general is completely shit and your image is cancerous to this earth. Your image, your music, and your overall being all are perfect examples of talentless shit. It makes me want to punch my cat in the face every time I hear your music or your name. It makes me want to burn down nursing homes and hospitals when I see how many brainless teenage girls you have corrupted. 

The fact that you have been allowed to become a figure of influence or mild power makes me question if this is reality or if our entire world is a sick joke. To anyone reading this that is a fan of Nicki Minaj, please get yourself checked for mental illnesses/sexually transmitted diseases because we all know you have to be at least mildly retarded to listen to her music, and it has been proven possible to contract aids from watching any of her music videos. Nicki Minaj, I ask for the good of humanity that you please exile yourself from civilization. Please also take Lil Wayne with you, and Drake too if that’s okay. 

From someone who genuinely would treat a piece of dog shit with more respect than you,
Tristan Barker.

Never Pause a Nicki Minaj Music Video

All I have to say is, Mr Tristan Barker, you are a legend.

The post has reached over 650 000 so far.

I’m sure many of us have this opinion on Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne’s music, but just haven’t thought about posting something like that.

I, for one, would never have the balls to.

Tupac must be turning in his grave

I do have to admit that I like Nicki Minaj though, shoot me. I should probably go for an AIDS test then. Oh gawd.

Anyway my lovelies, have an awesome day and be sure to like Tristan Barker’s page on facebook!

Hugs!

♥Cherry♥

WTF Wednesday: Lyrics Wars

Heya cherries and daggers!

So, I’m sure I’m not the only person out there that’s insanely annoyed with the endless amount of fucking SHITE lyrics out there nowadays inspired by artists such as Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne.

I mean, I’m open-minded, don’t get me wrong. I can listen to some hip hop now and again and a lil bit of pop here and there and yes, I’ll admit I am a bit of a Lady Gaga freak of note, but some of these lyrics need to be stopped. NOW.

Exhibit A; Justin Bieber – Boyfriend:

Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don’t 
I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe 
I don’t never wanna fight yeah, you already know 
Imma make you shine bright like you’re laying in the snow 
Burr 
Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend 
You could be my girlfriend until the epic world ends 
Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and 
Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind 
Swaggie”

Dafuq did I just READ????

Exibit B; Kanye West – Mercy:

“Drop it to the floor, make that ass shake 
Whoa, make the ground move, that’s an ass quake 
Built a house up on it, that’s an ass state 
Roll my blunt on it, that’s an ass tray 
Say Ye, say Ye, don’t we do this every day-day 
I work them long nights, long nights to get a pay day 
Finally got paid, now I need shade and a vacay 
And niggas still hating, so much hate I need an AK 
Now we out in Paris, yeah I’m Perriering 
White girls politicing that’s that Sarah Palin 
Gettin’ high, Californicating 
I give her that D, cause that’s where I was born and raised in.”

Exibit C; Nicki Minaj – Starships:

“Jump in my hoopty hoopty hoop, I own that 
And I ain’t paying my rent this month, I owe that 
But fuck who you want, and fuck who you like 
Dance our life, there’s no end in sight 
Twinkle, twinkle little star… 

Now everybody let me hear you say ray-ray-ray 
Now spend all your money ’cause they pay-pay-pay 
And if you’re a G, you a G-G-G 
My name is Onika, you can call me Nicki”

OK you know, I like the beats, I get it. I like the feel of the music, I get that too. BUT WHAT POSSESES these people to write lyrics like  “I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe, I don’t never wanna fight yeah, you already know”?? and the “Swaggie”?????

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU????

*takes deep breath*

Ok I’m back.

So, what are proper lyrics?

Exhibit A; Avenged Sevenfold – Nightmare:

“Dragged ya down below
Down to the devil’s show
To be his guest forever
Peace of mind is less than never

Hate to twist your mind
But God ain’t on your side
An old acquaintance severed
Burn the world, your last endeavor

Flesh is burning
You can smell it in the air
‘Cause men like you have
Such an easy soul to steal
(Steal)

So stand in line
While they ink numbers in your head
You’re now a slave
Until the end of time here

Nothing stops the madness turning
Haunting, yearning, pull the trigger

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know
That you belong here, yeah

It’s your fucking nightmare”

Exibit B; Evanescence – Bring Me To Life:

“Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead

All this time, I can’t believe I couldn’t see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything

Without thought, without voice, without a soul
Don’t let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life”

SO, you catch my drift, right? Lyrics that actually mean something…

Anyway, so put on your favourite rock album and fuck out to the only proper music available today.

Have a fab Wednesday peeps and wait a few hours for Tribute Thursday coz I’ll be posting it today!

♥Cherry♥

Manic Monday: A New Daily Blog by CvD

Hey Cherries and Daggers!

So, I’ve taken the liberty of making a new and improved blog about me and my life and happenings and shit that you could read from and be happy you’re not as bat-shit crazy as I am. Aren’t I just the nicest?

CvD pulling a quack quack

Well, first thing’s first.

I’m going to label my blogs into 5 categories.

  • Manic Monday
  • Tattoo Tuesday
  • WTF Wednesday
  • Tribute Thursday
  • Featured Friday

Manic Monday:

On this day I’m going to tell you blog about anything and everything, this is going to be my day of ranting, raving, fucking out, screaming, talking shit, telling you about my weekend, telling you about what retarded or awesome people I’ve met and maybe even occasionally post a video or two and just generally go very apeshit.

Tattoo Tuesday:

This is the day I post some of my favourite tattoos that I’ve found on the internet, celeb tats, stupid tats, pathetic tats, funny tats, creative tats or just tats I find interesting in general, because I love tattoos.

WTF Wednesday:

WTF Wednesday is going to be my “Did you know” day. I’ll post random facts of shit you wish you didn’t know, or did, or things you could find useful, or not. Maybe I’ll even post about things I just don’t get and maybe you could give me an explanation about it. Like why was 80’s music so good, but the music videos sucked? How the hell does a camera actually work? Who do you thank when it’s Friday if you’re an athiest?

Tribute Thursday:

This day will be about bands, actors, singers, internet personalities, models, people I admire in general and think are epicness personified. I’ll tell you about them and why I think they’re so awesome they make the sun shine for me.

and lastly:

Featured Friday:

On Fridays I’ll feature a different alternative model, giving you a little bio about them and some pictures and their facebook and twitter details so you could be their fans also!

Well, that’s my random thoughts on a Monday so far!

Hope you have a kickass day further

♥Cherry♥