Manic Monday: Stepping in Doggie Shite

Good morning my cherries and daggers

Hope you’ve had a better start to your Monday than me.

I woke up 10 minutes before my alarm went off and just lay in my bed hoping that I’d somehow  fall asleep and it would feel like I’m well-rested when my alarm eventually went off. Well, it didn’t work that way and in actual fact I had just fallen asleep again when the alarm decided to scream at me.

I got out of bed and thankfully had a lovely hair day. I had my coffee and got dressed and as soon as I walked out of the front door, I stepped into a mushy pile of doggy-doo on the front step. Thanks Bubbles.

I’m sure Bubbles had an evil little smirk under her fluffy white Maltese fur this morning, but since I love her so much, I’ll let it slide this time.

So anyway, I had nothing to write today as my weekend was pretty uneventful so I compiled a little fact and fiction list I had found on http://pettastics.blogspot.com about dog poo myths.

That’s just how I roll:

FICTION: Dog poo is a good fertilizer! Wrong! Dog poo is completely toxic to your lawn. Often times it will burn or even discolor your grass. This misconception is highly confused with cow manure, which could be beneficial to one’s lawn.

FACT: Dog poo is bad for the environment! Under the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) pet waste is classified as a dangerous pollutant which falls into the same category as toxic chemicals and oil. Yes, your dogs poo is just as dangerous as those deadly gases.

FICTION: Dog poo will go away! Many dog owners think that dog poop will eventually fade into the ground and go away. Due to weather conditions, dog poo does clean itself up but it’s lasting effects don’t go away. Did you know that pet waste can spread parasites such as hookworms, ringworms, tapeworms and Salonella?Yes, the poop will disappear from your yard but the parasite eggs can linger for YEARS!

FACT: Not picking up dog poo at an apartment or residential community can result in a fine or eviction! Your neighbors don’t want to smell your dog’s poop, and they definitely don’t want to have those moments when they accidentally step in it. Your dog’s poo plays a large role in your community. Often times there are other dogs living in the surrounding areas that are effected from dog poo. When walking your dog, be sure to clean up after them. Dog poop has TONS of bacteria that may cause diseases that are particularly prone to children.

But they’re so adorable that we just can’t stay mad at them for leaving their shite right where we can step in it, so we just wash our shoes and move on with our lives.

Anyway have an aweome Monday peeps!

♥Cherry♥

Manic Monday: 9gag & The Oatmeal

Good morning peeps!

Yes dreaded Monday is upon us once more and I’m sorry to bring it to your attention when I think you might have forgotten it…oops.

Anyway, for a while now I’ve known about 2 websites that keep me from pulling my hear out of my head while singing the national anthem from a treetop (Read: keeps me sane) and those are:

9gag and The Oatmeal

9gag is a meme/funny pic/ random website that bored people, people with no life, people with a life, people with half a life and an addiction to the internet, teenagers, pre-teens, teens-at-heart and college students find entertaining simply because it’s funny and cool and has loads of pictures of cats that do funny things.

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Warning: 9gag will steal your soul and make you log on in the late hours of the night and when you notice again it will be 17 hours later and time to get up when you haven’t had any sleep. BUT it’s awesome!

The Oatmeal on the other hand is for the slightly twisted creature. It’s funny, but in a very politically incorrect way.

It has quizzes, jokes, comics, trivia and blogs that are totally random, weird and funny.

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Some of my ultimate favourite posts are:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/age

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

http://theoatmeal.com/quizzes/twitter_cuss

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/plotting_eat

So, when you’re bored again – and I know it’ll be soon – enjoy these 2 awesomelicious websites!

Happy Monday

♥Cherry♥