WTF Wednesday: Tristan Barker – the Nicki Minaj Slammer

Hey my little devils!

So, I’m not going to say anything, I’m going to let the post do the talking for me…

(Tried pasting it as a picture on here but you can barely make out what it says, so just click on the link)

If you can’t open the link, this is what Mr T Barker has written on Nicki Minaj’s facebook fanpage wall:

Hello Ms. Nicki Minaj.
This post may or may not reach you, but it’s the best I can do. I don’t care that you disrespected anyone’s religion in your song. I don’t come to you respectfully, as I don’t think you even deserve to be treated with basic sincerity. I just wanted to say that all of your music in general is completely shit and your image is cancerous to this earth. Your image, your music, and your overall being all are perfect examples of talentless shit. It makes me want to punch my cat in the face every time I hear your music or your name. It makes me want to burn down nursing homes and hospitals when I see how many brainless teenage girls you have corrupted. 

The fact that you have been allowed to become a figure of influence or mild power makes me question if this is reality or if our entire world is a sick joke. To anyone reading this that is a fan of Nicki Minaj, please get yourself checked for mental illnesses/sexually transmitted diseases because we all know you have to be at least mildly retarded to listen to her music, and it has been proven possible to contract aids from watching any of her music videos. Nicki Minaj, I ask for the good of humanity that you please exile yourself from civilization. Please also take Lil Wayne with you, and Drake too if that’s okay. 

From someone who genuinely would treat a piece of dog shit with more respect than you,
Tristan Barker.

Never Pause a Nicki Minaj Music Video

All I have to say is, Mr Tristan Barker, you are a legend.

The post has reached over 650 000 so far.

I’m sure many of us have this opinion on Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne’s music, but just haven’t thought about posting something like that.

I, for one, would never have the balls to.

Tupac must be turning in his grave

I do have to admit that I like Nicki Minaj though, shoot me. I should probably go for an AIDS test then. Oh gawd.

Anyway my lovelies, have an awesome day and be sure to like Tristan Barker’s page on facebook!



WTF Wednesday: Lyrics Wars

Heya cherries and daggers!

So, I’m sure I’m not the only person out there that’s insanely annoyed with the endless amount of fucking SHITE lyrics out there nowadays inspired by artists such as Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne.

I mean, I’m open-minded, don’t get me wrong. I can listen to some hip hop now and again and a lil bit of pop here and there and yes, I’ll admit I am a bit of a Lady Gaga freak of note, but some of these lyrics need to be stopped. NOW.

Exhibit A; Justin Bieber – Boyfriend:

Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don’t 
I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe 
I don’t never wanna fight yeah, you already know 
Imma make you shine bright like you’re laying in the snow 
Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend 
You could be my girlfriend until the epic world ends 
Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and 
Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind 

Dafuq did I just READ????

Exibit B; Kanye West – Mercy:

“Drop it to the floor, make that ass shake 
Whoa, make the ground move, that’s an ass quake 
Built a house up on it, that’s an ass state 
Roll my blunt on it, that’s an ass tray 
Say Ye, say Ye, don’t we do this every day-day 
I work them long nights, long nights to get a pay day 
Finally got paid, now I need shade and a vacay 
And niggas still hating, so much hate I need an AK 
Now we out in Paris, yeah I’m Perriering 
White girls politicing that’s that Sarah Palin 
Gettin’ high, Californicating 
I give her that D, cause that’s where I was born and raised in.”

Exibit C; Nicki Minaj – Starships:

“Jump in my hoopty hoopty hoop, I own that 
And I ain’t paying my rent this month, I owe that 
But fuck who you want, and fuck who you like 
Dance our life, there’s no end in sight 
Twinkle, twinkle little star… 

Now everybody let me hear you say ray-ray-ray 
Now spend all your money ’cause they pay-pay-pay 
And if you’re a G, you a G-G-G 
My name is Onika, you can call me Nicki”

OK you know, I like the beats, I get it. I like the feel of the music, I get that too. BUT WHAT POSSESES these people to write lyrics like  “I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe, I don’t never wanna fight yeah, you already know”?? and the “Swaggie”?????


*takes deep breath*

Ok I’m back.

So, what are proper lyrics?

Exhibit A; Avenged Sevenfold – Nightmare:

“Dragged ya down below
Down to the devil’s show
To be his guest forever
Peace of mind is less than never

Hate to twist your mind
But God ain’t on your side
An old acquaintance severed
Burn the world, your last endeavor

Flesh is burning
You can smell it in the air
‘Cause men like you have
Such an easy soul to steal

So stand in line
While they ink numbers in your head
You’re now a slave
Until the end of time here

Nothing stops the madness turning
Haunting, yearning, pull the trigger

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know
That you belong here, yeah

It’s your fucking nightmare”

Exibit B; Evanescence – Bring Me To Life:

“Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead

All this time, I can’t believe I couldn’t see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything

Without thought, without voice, without a soul
Don’t let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life”

SO, you catch my drift, right? Lyrics that actually mean something…

Anyway, so put on your favourite rock album and fuck out to the only proper music available today.

Have a fab Wednesday peeps and wait a few hours for Tribute Thursday coz I’ll be posting it today!