Manic Monday: Only 9 Mondays left this year // New Years Resolutions?

Good morning my cherries and daggers!

Hope y’all had a fab weekend and don’t feel zombified like me – and mind you, this is after 2 cups of coffee, blegh…

Anyway, I had such a rough week last week. First I got super sick, then I went for to apply to work in America through a company and they rejected me, so that was a fail.

Last week just sucked the fun right out of me, so I’ve been spending the last 3 days downloading unlimited music and Big Bang Theory episodes figuring out my next move.

I’ve also been philosophizing – is that a word? – about the fact that there are only 9 Mondays left this year and that I should probably make my list of New Years Resolutions.

So here’s what I’ve come up with:

  • Lose weight the amount of a small baby giraffe
  • Make more Youtube videos
  • Actually own and drive a car (even though I’m scared for my life and the lives of others)
  • Go on holiday at the beach (as I haven’t even seen the beach in over 6 years)
  • Do more shoots with way more interesting themes
  • Get Liz Vicious, Jenna Marbles and Taylor Momsen to travel to SA and we can make baby bearodactyls – I wish
  • Start my own business (hopefully)
  • Own as many seasons of Supernatural, Big Bang Theory and Dexter as a person can possibly own without getting caught by the police for downloading.


So you see, I’m quite a simple person.

I just want the little things in life, that’s all – LOL!

What are your New Years Resolutions?

Tell me….

In the meantime enjoy The Pterodactyl Song to get my Bearodactyl joke!


***and youtube won’t let me post it here so click on the link***


Manic Monday: Holiday for Cherrypie

Gooden Morgen to all my cherries and daggers!

So, I’m writing this blog way in advance to let you guys know that Cherry will be AWOL for the next week as I’ll be holidaying it up in the middle of nowhere (aka the countryside), so if I happen to go missing after that then you will know to find my body in a secluded place in the middle of NOWHERE, probably partying it up with Courage the Cowardly Dog, Muriel and Eustace.

*le badly photoshopped Cherry in the middle of Nowhere

Anyway, so my sister and confidant Ivonna Muffleday (@I_Muffleday on twitter) will be posting these on my behalf, because she’s awesome like that. I will, however, still be replying to tweets on twitter when I get a chance (and if you don’t know already, I’m @cherryvondagger on twitter).

So don’t miss me too much and have an awesome week and if life gets a lil lonely, check out some of my videos on youtube and my website

Otherwise check out Jenna Marbles, she’s way cooler than me.

Or Liz Vicious.

Or Die Antwoord.

Or go on – but remember that 9gag steals your soul and you will forever be imprisoned. Just saying.



Featured Friday: My Favourite Women on the Internet – Part 1

Hey my sexies!


To honour my favourite day of the week, I’ve decided to feature some of the sexiest bitches on the internet. Just because I can.

***Drumroll Please***



Liz Vicious

So, what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Liz Vicious? Yes she’s a gothic teen porn star, but that’s not why I’ve featured her here. Liz Vicious is so much more than just a porn star. She is an outspoken, awesome woman, internet model, blogger, vlogger, webcamgirl, internet personality who doesn’t mind updating her tumblr, facebook and twitter daily to keep her fans happy.

She’s also one of the VERY few that actually bother reading tweets or inbox messages and actually responds. Not only does she respond, but she doesn’t take shit from haters or people that annoy her.

Her facebook account’s been deactivated about a million times, yet she still makes new ones to keep her fans happy and to keep her Facebook page open and active. She also happens to be one of the most honest and coolest people on the internet.

Jenna Marbles

Jenna Mourey aka Jenna Marbles is also a firm favourite of mine. She is a Youtube celebrity  known for her #SexualWednesday Videos that she posts every Wednesday. Of course #SexualWednesday has absolutely nothing to do with sex and everything to do with her absolute randomnessnessness… she posts funny videos about what girls do when they’re drunk, how to decode text messages, random videos about her dogs Mr Marbles and Kermit, what hip hop has taught us and her favourite dance moves.

Every few videos or so Jenna also features her boyfriend of 4 years in her videos and he’s known as MaxNoSleeves.

She’s definitely the one who’s page I turn to when I seriously need to laugh.

Miss Twisted

Miss Twisted’s an alternative model from Australia who’s facebook page’s bio reads: Unique, just like everybody else. “Alternative model, brains and beauty, should have been born with feathers, loves spirals, studs, stripes and glitter, mad as a hatter, chameleon of styles, bringing a bright spark to the dark side.” That pretty much sums up her awesomeness, I’d say.

Also one of the very few amazing models that reply to fanmail and update her things very frequently, Charlotte Spyda Twistedd is a gem of note. Her photoshoots are breathtaking and each of her pictures always looks totally different to the next, leaving her fans guessing all the time!

Hex Hypoxia

Another one of my favourite alternative models online, Hex is a force to be reckoned with. With her unusual and breathtaking body shape, amazing confidence and pure awesomeness, she’s not only an alternative model, but a fetish performer, gogo dancer and does “an assortment of random shite” too, as she puts it.

Hex, who’s from Texas, also updates her things often and answers fanmail, which ALSO makes her one of the coolest people on the internet and it doesn’t help that she’s so delicious either!

Have a fab Friday further!