Manic Monday: Only 9 Mondays left this year // New Years Resolutions?

Good morning my cherries and daggers!

Hope y’all had a fab weekend and don’t feel zombified like me – and mind you, this is after 2 cups of coffee, blegh…

Anyway, I had such a rough week last week. First I got super sick, then I went for to apply to work in America through a company and they rejected me, so that was a fail.

Last week just sucked the fun right out of me, so I’ve been spending the last 3 days downloading unlimited music and Big Bang Theory episodes figuring out my next move.

I’ve also been philosophizing – is that a word? – about the fact that there are only 9 Mondays left this year and that I should probably make my list of New Years Resolutions.

So here’s what I’ve come up with:

  • Lose weight the amount of a small baby giraffe
  • Make more Youtube videos
  • Actually own and drive a car (even though I’m scared for my life and the lives of others)
  • Go on holiday at the beach (as I haven’t even seen the beach in over 6 years)
  • Do more shoots with way more interesting themes
  • Get Liz Vicious, Jenna Marbles and Taylor Momsen to travel to SA and we can make baby bearodactyls – I wish
  • Start my own business (hopefully)
  • Own as many seasons of Supernatural, Big Bang Theory and Dexter as a person can possibly own without getting caught by the police for downloading.


So you see, I’m quite a simple person.

I just want the little things in life, that’s all – LOL!

What are your New Years Resolutions?

Tell me….

In the meantime enjoy The Pterodactyl Song to get my Bearodactyl joke!


***and youtube won’t let me post it here so click on the link***


Manic Monday: Holiday for Cherrypie

Gooden Morgen to all my cherries and daggers!

So, I’m writing this blog way in advance to let you guys know that Cherry will be AWOL for the next week as I’ll be holidaying it up in the middle of nowhere (aka the countryside), so if I happen to go missing after that then you will know to find my body in a secluded place in the middle of NOWHERE, probably partying it up with Courage the Cowardly Dog, Muriel and Eustace.

*le badly photoshopped Cherry in the middle of Nowhere

Anyway, so my sister and confidant Ivonna Muffleday (@I_Muffleday on twitter) will be posting these on my behalf, because she’s awesome like that. I will, however, still be replying to tweets on twitter when I get a chance (and if you don’t know already, I’m @cherryvondagger on twitter).

So don’t miss me too much and have an awesome week and if life gets a lil lonely, check out some of my videos on youtube and my website

Otherwise check out Jenna Marbles, she’s way cooler than me.

Or Liz Vicious.

Or Die Antwoord.

Or go on – but remember that 9gag steals your soul and you will forever be imprisoned. Just saying.