Heya cherries and daggers!
So, I’m sure I’m not the only person out there that’s insanely annoyed with the endless amount of fucking SHITE lyrics out there nowadays inspired by artists such as Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne.
I mean, I’m open-minded, don’t get me wrong. I can listen to some hip hop now and again and a lil bit of pop here and there and yes, I’ll admit I am a bit of a Lady Gaga freak of note, but some of these lyrics need to be stopped. NOW.
Exhibit A; Justin Bieber – Boyfriend:
“Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don’t
I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe
I don’t never wanna fight yeah, you already know
Imma make you shine bright like you’re laying in the snow
Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend
You could be my girlfriend until the epic world ends
Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and
Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind
Dafuq did I just READ????
Exibit B; Kanye West – Mercy:
“Drop it to the floor, make that ass shake
Whoa, make the ground move, that’s an ass quake
Built a house up on it, that’s an ass state
Roll my blunt on it, that’s an ass tray
Say Ye, say Ye, don’t we do this every day-day
I work them long nights, long nights to get a pay day
Finally got paid, now I need shade and a vacay
And niggas still hating, so much hate I need an AK
Now we out in Paris, yeah I’m Perriering
White girls politicing that’s that Sarah Palin
Gettin’ high, Californicating
I give her that D, cause that’s where I was born and raised in.”
Exibit C; Nicki Minaj – Starships:
“Jump in my hoopty hoopty hoop, I own that
And I ain’t paying my rent this month, I owe that
But fuck who you want, and fuck who you like
Dance our life, there’s no end in sight
Twinkle, twinkle little star…
Now everybody let me hear you say ray-ray-ray
Now spend all your money ’cause they pay-pay-pay
And if you’re a G, you a G-G-G
My name is Onika, you can call me Nicki”
OK you know, I like the beats, I get it. I like the feel of the music, I get that too. BUT WHAT POSSESES these people to write lyrics like “I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe, I don’t never wanna fight yeah, you already know”?? and the “Swaggie”?????
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU????
*takes deep breath*
Ok I’m back.
So, what are proper lyrics?
Exhibit A; Avenged Sevenfold – Nightmare:
“Dragged ya down below
Down to the devil’s show
To be his guest forever
Peace of mind is less than never
Hate to twist your mind
But God ain’t on your side
An old acquaintance severed
Burn the world, your last endeavor
Flesh is burning
You can smell it in the air
‘Cause men like you have
Such an easy soul to steal
So stand in line
While they ink numbers in your head
You’re now a slave
Until the end of time here
Nothing stops the madness turning
Haunting, yearning, pull the trigger
You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know
That you belong here, yeah
It’s your fucking nightmare”
Exibit B; Evanescence – Bring Me To Life:
“Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead
All this time, I can’t believe I couldn’t see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without thought, without voice, without a soul
Don’t let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life”
SO, you catch my drift, right? Lyrics that actually mean something…
Anyway, so put on your favourite rock album and fuck out to the only proper music available today.
Have a fab Wednesday peeps and wait a few hours for Tribute Thursday coz I’ll be posting it today!