Tattoo Tuesday: Twilight Tats

Hello my dearies!

Why? Why would you get a tattoo of a Twilight character? Don’t ask me because I think it’s the silliest idea since the invention of the She-Wee.

Not only will you have a picture of a make-believe wolf or vampire on  you, you will end up being one of those creepy pedo-ladies called the Twi-moms one day. Then again, most of the people who get them are already moms or grandmothers, so never-mind…

OK so I’ll be the first to admit that some of the quotes in The Twilight Saga were actually quite nice – let’s forget for a moment that 90% of the quotes were stolen from Shakespeare – and that I wouldn’t wanna burn my eyes out if I saw somebody with the tattoo.

Here are the Good, the Bad and the HUGLY (hugely-ugly) of Twilight Tattoos:

The Good:

The Bad:

I REALLY hope this just a stamp…

and the HUGLY!!

and drumroll please….

I do apologize for any blindness or nausea I caused with my post.

Regardless though,

have a happy Tattoo Tuesday!


Tattoo Tuesday: 3 Dumbest Places to Get Tattoos

Hey guys and girls!

So you may agree, you may disagree, but I think some people are just really silly to get tattoos where some people get tattoos, you know what I’m saying?

I mean, if your body is covered in ink, then to get one on your boob is cool because you’ve got a theme going on, you know? But if you get a picture of a dolphin alone on one titty, you’re gonna have a bad time when your dolphin turns into a grandma whale when you’re ancient.

Places you should never get a tattoo:

1. Boobs or Moobs:

I’m not even sure if I should censor the above pic or not because of the excess amount of boob I’m not sure if this is a man or a woman. Anyway, do you see how NOT SEXY this is?

Sure it looks hot now… but when they sag? Here’s hoping she tats her whole body…

2. Under-foot tattoo:

I’m sorry, but WHY? Why would you put yourself through that torture and NOBODY will see it unless you physically kick them in the face??

So if he steps in poo, will it qualify as Hot Shit?

3. Ass and Ass Cheek Tats:

I’d post these but I think I might get into trouble. Just google them. I want to say that I feel very sorry for tattoo artists world-wide because not only to you see and smell what they had for lunch, your work will most likely not even be seen.

SO hopefully I’ve convinced you to not get one any of the above places, but hey, it’s your prerogative.

Meanwhile, enjoy this sexual (NOT) video of this girl getting her a-hole tattood. Again, this is not safe for passers-by so please don’t watch it at work. Or near your children. Or dog. LOL!


Tattoo Tuesday: BAD Tattoo Fails

Hey my darling cherries and daggers!

Imagine sitting in the chair at the tattoo parlour. You have the picture of your late and great grandma in your hand. You smile sweetly at the tattoo artist and he says he can do it. Turns out he can’t, but obviously you don’t know this until he’s done and you have a massive Michael Jackson-looking piece of artwork on your body.

Check out some of these HECTIC tattoo fails and either laugh or cry at the people who got them:

Drawn by a 5 year old with an ink gun – Here’s an idea, DON’T let your kids near one

Did you mean Nothing Lasts Forever? That tattoo sure is going to last forever buddy…

I have no words…

Your, You’re… I can’t stretch this enough

NO…. Just…no…

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth

That’s deep

Since when is Clint Eastwood red?


Hmm I’ll try… O.o

So here’s a little motto to live by:

THINK before you INK!

Have an awesome Tuesday