Manic Monday: Going Gaga this weekend

Ola my lovelies!

SO as some of you might or might not know, I’m a huge Little Monster. I’m a massive Lady Gaga fan, and yes to my metal fans, I know this may come as a shock to you, but please sit down, have a glass of vodka on the rocks and just get over it!

What I love about this bitch is her devotion to her fans, her strong attitude towards equality and yes, even I rock out to her music!

This weekend she’s going to perform her “Born This Way Ball” at the FNB Stadium in Soweto, South Africa and of course me and many of my gay friends are going with me to rock out to “Judas”, “You and I” and “Born this Way”.

If you’re in Joburg this weekend and you haven’t gotten a ticket yet, you suck. Officially. BUT if you wanna be part of the cool crowd, you can buy a ticket here, like right now:

I promise to dress absolutely outrageous, carry on extremely ridiculously and take lots and lots of manic pictures and maybe even a video or two.

Hope to see you there…

Have a fabulous week!


Manic Monday: The End of the Twilight Saga and the premiere I went to

Good morning my lovelies

Hope your Monday morning starts off better than mine because I think I might have a damn ear infection. Joy of friggin joys.

Anyway, I have some good news for every male that has a girlfriend with an obsession with Edward and Jacob and that is:

So, I’m sure many a boyfriend is pleased with that!

I’ll admit that at one stage I was a woman obsessed, having read (and owned) all the books, albums and DVDs of the Twilight Saga, but alas I’ve grown out of that stage and I am now a fully functional human being. I think.

On Thursday though, I was invited to be a VIP at the premiere of Breaking Dawn Part 2 at Monte Casino and being me and loving free stuff, I was there like a polar bear!

From having glasses of 4th Street Rose wines, to yummy finger snacks to popcorn and Coke and even meeting a Jacob and Edward lookalike (who actually looked nothing like them – LOL), a good time was had and well, the movie wasn’t half bad either!

There’s even one part in the movie that wasn’t even in the book… which totally confused the HELL out of me! Oh and to the one who asked me to add it here as a *spoiler*, it ain’t going to happen! Ha ha!

If you are a fan of the movies though, I don’t think you’ll be dissapointed at all.

Anyway my lovelies, I’m going to go die a slow death with these silly ears of mine that hurt so bad. Have a fabulous Monday!


Manic Monday: Only 9 Mondays left this year // New Years Resolutions?

Good morning my cherries and daggers!

Hope y’all had a fab weekend and don’t feel zombified like me – and mind you, this is after 2 cups of coffee, blegh…

Anyway, I had such a rough week last week. First I got super sick, then I went for to apply to work in America through a company and they rejected me, so that was a fail.

Last week just sucked the fun right out of me, so I’ve been spending the last 3 days downloading unlimited music and Big Bang Theory episodes figuring out my next move.

I’ve also been philosophizing – is that a word? – about the fact that there are only 9 Mondays left this year and that I should probably make my list of New Years Resolutions.

So here’s what I’ve come up with:

  • Lose weight the amount of a small baby giraffe
  • Make more Youtube videos
  • Actually own and drive a car (even though I’m scared for my life and the lives of others)
  • Go on holiday at the beach (as I haven’t even seen the beach in over 6 years)
  • Do more shoots with way more interesting themes
  • Get Liz Vicious, Jenna Marbles and Taylor Momsen to travel to SA and we can make baby bearodactyls – I wish
  • Start my own business (hopefully)
  • Own as many seasons of Supernatural, Big Bang Theory and Dexter as a person can possibly own without getting caught by the police for downloading.


So you see, I’m quite a simple person.

I just want the little things in life, that’s all – LOL!

What are your New Years Resolutions?

Tell me….

In the meantime enjoy The Pterodactyl Song to get my Bearodactyl joke!


***and youtube won’t let me post it here so click on the link***


Manic Monday: Flu, you suck butterfly balls…

Hey guys,

so I know I said I’ll be posting this tomorrow, but then I realized why I actually hate this flu more than Kim Kardashian’s face and that’s because I need to be better by tomorrow because I’ll be going to a really really important thing and it will determine my future… I can’t say much on here because of my stupid spies.. but believe me, it’s gonna be huge.

Yea this about sums me up…

Anyway so I asked my awesome peeps on Facebook for solutions to my snotty problem and that I wasn’t going to post today and here’s what they’ve said;

Paul East: I’m sorry you’re sick. Drink lots of Nyquil or just get straight up plastered and hopefully you’ll feel better when you wake up.

Kurt Zellner: Cherry i hope you get well soon take ur time post when you feel better no need to rush we only care ur feeling better 🙂

Shane A. Bridges: It’s all mental, all you have to do is make yourself believe a certain thing or object will help and it does.

Christian Baedorf: mix black tea with rum. you will sweat the flu out. or puke it out. 😉

Eliot Earle:  Lemsip and brandy. Get well soon!

Lilith Seaborne: A cup of hot rum and med lemon. Fixed my pneumonia in one day. Tastes like shit. Drink it before you sleep, because you will be wasted.

Christian Baedorf idk: if the brand “wick” is available in down there. they make “wick day med” for use through the day and “wick medi night” for sleeping time…….. thats not as hard as the rum therapy. 😀

Joseph Hanscom: hope u fell better i know the feeling.

Donavon Darkestwolf:  Brinton Honey and Fresh Lemon juice in a bit of hot black tea, or just search the net for the best possible home remedies

Andre Krige: Dear Cherry , I heard that a good cuddle and kisses from a sexi guy ;P ,, hope it helps;) hehe mwa hope u feel better soon

Xander de Beer: Weed…

I have to just say I love you guys! LOL!! You make me laugh and you are a bunch of useful nunus – hahaha!

So from what I can sum up is that I should have Nyquil, black tea, lots of rum, Med Lemon, Wick, Britton Honey, fresh lemon, Lemsip,  hugs and cuddles, believing I’ll get better and weed… Nice…

I’m gonna try a mixture of this all and let you guys know if I survive and if I’m better tomorrow. I’ve been drinking water all day, had chicken and mushroom Cup-O-Soup for lunch, drank about 2 or 3 cups of coffee and had a fizzy Viral’s Choice.

Now I gotta sort out some Rum and Weed and cuddles. LOL!

PS – Flu, you can suck my big toe, kthanksbye.

Have a fab Tuesday peeps, Tattoo Tuesday will be posted on Wednesday 7th of November.


Manic Monday: Saving the world on Halloween

Good morning my cherries and daggers!

Hope the weekend was amazing and that all your Halloween parties were absolutely fantastic!

WELL everyone asked where I went, what I did and what I dressed up as, so here is your answer:

Me dressed up as Supergirl for Halloween

Obviously not a lot of effort was made, but since I ALWAYS go all out, I tried to be a little different this year!

Oh and as you noticed, I also went blonde…

Change is as good as a holiday, no?

Anyway, so Saturday I went and had my hair done, went home, got ready and off to The Doors in Edenvale we went.

The outfits and costumes I saw ranged from millions of Zombies, to scary clowns, to Poison Ivy, a few nuns, a guy with a massive skull head, Beetlejuice, The Joker, the Scream killer, a few transformers and some people that just looked like that fell in paint, but everyone looked all-round awesome!

Wednesday is officially Halloween, so there should be really cool outfits yet to come!

Send me your pics and I’ll post my favourites!

Happy Monday further peeps


Manic Monday: My Top 5 Favourite Comedians

Hey peeps! So I haven’t forgotten about you, WordPress’s website’s been acting like a pissy-sissy little bitch the past few days, so found it difficult to blog.
Anyway, hope you all missed me shitloads as I’ve missed you!

Today I’ve decided to surprise y’all with my top 5 favourite comedians of ALL time, check them out:

5. Lee Evans

He looks like a little monkey and even acts like one, the hyperactive Brit’s a comedic genius and even looks like the kid on the MAD Magazine… or is that just me?

4. Adam Ferrara

The first time I saw the Italian New Yorker was on a friend’s pc and I could literally not stop crying from laughter even after the clip stopped, this guy is SO funny!

3. Russell Peters

Russel’s a Canadian Indian guy and his accents and jokes on different cultures is funny as hell! Even though I haven’t seen him stand up yet, friends of mine have said he’s the funniest guy they’ve ever seen.

2. Jimmy Carr

Jimmy’s not for the faint-hearted at all! He makes one-liner jokes with the sole purpose to offend you as much as you can possibly be offended and if that’s not your cup of tea, then this Brit is probably not for you… I LOVE him though!

AND my favourite:

1. Trevor Noah

Trevor’s a South African comedian, born of a white father and black mother, which was obviously taboo back when he was a kid, so he has experience with both the white and black side of South African society. His show is awesome for me because I can relate to a lot of stuff he says, as most South Africans can. Last weekend I went to see a show of his and nearly died of laughter. I hope some of you who aren’t from South Africa can enjoy his humour as I do!

So, as you can see, I have a very diverse sense of humour and I’m sure you’ll all find something here you guys like and don’t like.

Know of a comedian I should know about? Let me know!

Have an awesome Monday!


Manic Monday: Gay Pride and Photoshoot fun

Ola my cherries and daggers!

What a dominating weekend it was! Hope yours was as kick-ass as mine was!

To give you a brief, I’ve gone from drinks with my 2 best friends to a crazy gay pride march to a photoshoot with a hot 16 year old girl and unbelievably I woke up this morning at 5.30am – damn impressive if you ask me!

Friday – Me and my sister rush off to pick up my bestest BFF in the whole world – Madame Lady Tay – where we sit and talk shite over vodka and lime shots after not seeing one another for over 4 months. We then get picked up by my best guy buddy JJ, rush off to News Cafe, have really yummy cocktails, dance to The Loca People’s What the F*ck and be merry. We get home drunk, chill with my family, bath and pass out.

Saturday – 6am we woke up and got ready. My dearest Lady Tay dressed as an angel with a shirt that said:

I dressed as a Burlesque girl in my red corset and tutu and (being a makeup artist in training) drew some really cool leopard spots down my face and coloured them the colours of the gay flag:

Anyway, off we went with my beautiful sisters and my gorgeous gay and lesbian buddies to go support gay rights!

Of course the march was exhausting, but fun as HELL!! Dancing to It’s Raining Men, Gaying out to Gaga and drinking Play Energy drinks and begging for water – nothing could have been funner! And like one person said; “If heaven ain’t like this, I’m not going!”

Love it!

Anyway, after a long day of being at the parade, I basically dropped dead on my bed, only to be rudely awoken by my alarm clock on Sunday morning at 9am where I got ready for my next adventure – Photoshoot with Sinforme Industries and Nixx Everleigh Drew!

Nixx Everleigh Drew

They were definitely two of the most fun and open-minded people I’ve ever worked with and were simply awesome about everything!!!

More pics to follow soon!

Have an awesomeballs Monday!!










Manic Monday: Once Upon a Time – a TV series

Good morning my cherries and daggers!

SO last night I was at a braai (South African for BBQ) that lasted up until midnight so I’m pretty tired for a Monday morning, no big deal though, I’ve had my coffees and Red Bulls and I’m good to go!

But it’s not all parties and parades in Cherry’s world, I do actually have some down time where all I wanna do is relax with my doggie Bubbles and my kitty Vicious, a cup of hot chocolate coffee and harddrive and just watch movies and series’ till I’m tired from them all.

Bubbles and Vicious having a friendly little encounter judging the neighbours

So anyway, this blog is going to be about a show my sister introduced me to and it’s called;

Once Upon a Time…

If you know me, you’d know that I’m absolutely obsessed with fairy tales and Disney princes and princesses, so this show comes as no surprise.

It basically starts off with a really pissed off Evil Queen who puts a curse on everybody who lives in The Enchanted Forest (aka all the fairytale characters) and sends them to the real world where they have no idea what their real identities are to a town called Storybrooke.

The Queen’s main enemies are pretty little Snow White and Prince Charming who happen to give birth to the only person who can save the characters from being boring shrinks and accountants forever (no offence, being a fairytale character is just so much cooler).

Oh and somewhere in the mix is my favourite villian-slash-vigilante-slash-bad-guy-slash-good-guy Rumplestilskin who, in my opinion, just makes the show so much better!

So anyway the reason I’m telling you guys to watch this show is because apparently season 2 started airing on American television yesterday! So watch it and don’t tell me what happens until I can get it on DVD here in sunny South Africa.

Have a lovely Monday peeps!


Manic Monday: 11 Days till Gay Pride

Hey peeps, yes again little Cherry is late with her Manic Monday.

I’ve been having a blue Monday over here and a bad case of Blogger’s Block, so yea… anyway here I am now and thanks to some of my fans on Facebook, I’ve decided to write a blog about LGTB people and how amazing I think they are.

Firstly, I grew up in a very conservative Christian household, but I also grew up with an amazing sister who happens to be a lesbian and the fact that she prefers women to men has not made me love her any less and doesn’t make her a different person, it makes her her.

Nothing in the world makes me grind my teeth like people who protest against gay marriage either, siting that God doesn’t want it that way. Let me ask you this; if you’re on a diet, are you going to fight with someone else for eating chocolate cake? No, because it’s their choice, not yours, so why should companionship be any different?

I believe everybody should be with somebody that makes them happy and if it happens to be a person of the same gender, then so be it!

Me myself am not gay, but I have lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered friends who I love dearly and wouldn’t trade them for the world and on the 6th of October 2012 I’m going to join them in the march for Gay Rights at the Joburg Pride Parade.

It’s going to start at 8am at the Zoo Lake Sports Club and it ends at 11am.

If you’re in or around the city of Johannesburg on that day, please get your dress-up on and come march for Gay rights too, whether you’re gay or not!

Hope I’ll see you there


Manic Monday: Stepping in Doggie Shite

Good morning my cherries and daggers

Hope you’ve had a better start to your Monday than me.

I woke up 10 minutes before my alarm went off and just lay in my bed hoping that I’d somehow  fall asleep and it would feel like I’m well-rested when my alarm eventually went off. Well, it didn’t work that way and in actual fact I had just fallen asleep again when the alarm decided to scream at me.

I got out of bed and thankfully had a lovely hair day. I had my coffee and got dressed and as soon as I walked out of the front door, I stepped into a mushy pile of doggy-doo on the front step. Thanks Bubbles.

I’m sure Bubbles had an evil little smirk under her fluffy white Maltese fur this morning, but since I love her so much, I’ll let it slide this time.

So anyway, I had nothing to write today as my weekend was pretty uneventful so I compiled a little fact and fiction list I had found on about dog poo myths.

That’s just how I roll:

FICTION: Dog poo is a good fertilizer! Wrong! Dog poo is completely toxic to your lawn. Often times it will burn or even discolor your grass. This misconception is highly confused with cow manure, which could be beneficial to one’s lawn.

FACT: Dog poo is bad for the environment! Under the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) pet waste is classified as a dangerous pollutant which falls into the same category as toxic chemicals and oil. Yes, your dogs poo is just as dangerous as those deadly gases.

FICTION: Dog poo will go away! Many dog owners think that dog poop will eventually fade into the ground and go away. Due to weather conditions, dog poo does clean itself up but it’s lasting effects don’t go away. Did you know that pet waste can spread parasites such as hookworms, ringworms, tapeworms and Salonella?Yes, the poop will disappear from your yard but the parasite eggs can linger for YEARS!

FACT: Not picking up dog poo at an apartment or residential community can result in a fine or eviction! Your neighbors don’t want to smell your dog’s poop, and they definitely don’t want to have those moments when they accidentally step in it. Your dog’s poo plays a large role in your community. Often times there are other dogs living in the surrounding areas that are effected from dog poo. When walking your dog, be sure to clean up after them. Dog poop has TONS of bacteria that may cause diseases that are particularly prone to children.

But they’re so adorable that we just can’t stay mad at them for leaving their shite right where we can step in it, so we just wash our shoes and move on with our lives.

Anyway have an aweome Monday peeps!